remembering that kakashi was fuckign 26 years old when he got assigned team seven is blowing my mind right now. I was naruto’s age when I got sucked into this shit and now I’m kakashi’s and like,,,I get it. my man got assigned the generation’s WORST of the WORST gremlin children and he did the best he fuckin’ could. he nearly dies on every mission because sasuke refuses to go to anger management and naruto is so dumb he probably can’t even read. he’s got like 7 summons that are dogs and he could be spending all his time with them but is he/?? no. he’s got a sharingan making him so Perpetually Exhausted it’s a straight up medical condition and he has to spend all his free time restraining the two finalists of Konoha’s Next Top Orphan from getting people killed instead of like….teaching them. 26 years old and all that unbelievable bullshit. god. and!! then when he finally gets to take a fucking nap they make him hokage I honestly can’t believe he did it. wasn’t even 30 fucking years old. I can’t believe he didn’t leave the damn village himself.
The man who started the cleanup started with public bathrooms and other spaces and he worked for six to eight weeks before anyone else even joined him. He has also worked to reduce the amount of trash being thrown in creeks upstream that was settling on the beach.
I feel like self-care is about restoring balance in your life. It’s no one thing, because it depends on where you’re at and what your destructive habit of the moment is.
Have you found yourself in bed without bathing for four days, watching two seasons of reality tv per day for a week, and surrounded by take our garbage? It’s probably time to force yourself to shower, clean, and leave your home.
Are you super wound up and spinning from all of your responsibilities? Maybe it’s time to take a break to enjoy a movie, use a face mask, or pamper yourself in another way.
Have you isolated yourself from people for days because you simply can’t? Now is when you should probably reach out to a trusted friend and initiate plans even if it sounds exhausting.
Have you been surrounded by people non stop for days at work, school, or elsewhere in your life and are you finding yourself drained? You should consider cancelling your social plans, even if it’s an event for a dear friend, and take time alone to decompress.
Self-care will never be one thing, because we all come from different points. And self-care is hard for everyone, regardless of which step they have to take because it’s about taking pause to remind ourselves of the dangers in our own inclinations and take a step towards balance.
immensely underrated tyler1 moment is when he challenged another league of legends player to a typing race, lost, and then yelled “this isn’t fucking fair cause you use your whole hand to type and i only use two fangers.” he then proceeded to pan the camera down and show that he does, in fact, type only using his two index fingers and still gets around 100 wpm
jeb bush 2020 launching himself at ted cruz on the senate floor: you killed my father* prepare to die!**
*George H.W Bush (1924-2018) was killed by the Zodiac Killer on November 30th, 2018
**just a funny quote from a really good movie called the princess bride please go check it out at your local library
***there wasn’t a third astrix but I just wanted you all to know that I appreciate when you laugh at my really fun jokes and that I really work really hard. love you, no hard feelings!
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I…didn’t know that. I was more than willing to defend Tom Nook for his “loan” with 0 interest, no deadline and no pressure or need to pay, but I’m impressed he still makes cash somehow and just donates it, while maintaining his “slimy businessman” reputation like some sort of furry The Boss…
